Terms and Conditions
Effective Date: January 1, 2025
Welcome to roots and rubber! By using our website, you agree to the following terms. If you don’t agree, you’re still bound by them (sorry, that’s just how it works).
1. Use of the Website
- You must be 18 years or older (or have an adult hover nearby).
- Do not use our site for anything illegal, immoral, or just plain weird.
2. Orders and Payment
- We reserve the right to cancel orders, especially if the prices were typos (no, you’re not getting a $1 laptop).
- Payments must be made through our accepted payment methods only.
3. Shipping and Delivery
- Estimated delivery times are not guaranteed. If your order takes a year, that’s on you for trusting us.
- We are not liable for delays caused by alien invasions, natural disasters, or just bad traffic.
4. Returns and Refunds
- Returns are accepted within 14 days, as long as the item is in its original packaging and hasn’t been used for a TikTok challenge.
- Refunds may take up to eternity, depending on our mood.
5. Limitation of Liability
- We are not responsible for any damages, direct or indirect, caused by your use of our website.
- If you accidentally break the internet while using our site, don’t call us.
6. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of roots and rubber land. Any disputes must be resolved via thumb war or mutual karaoke battle.
